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Carrot Cake


Went I to the shop

Hither, ‘twixt the chocolate and vanilla

Lay the cake of dreams

Alas, I’ve ne’er seen something so exquisite

Anon, Went I to the shop

And o’er there, was the carrot cake

Its creamy goodness, frosting white as snow,

Marry, ‘tis a sight to behold

From whence it came from I do not know


Thither, just before my eyes, the carrot cake is gone

Hie, I think, before one takes it away

I misgive If I should take it or not

I see as its taken hence


Fie! ‘Tis gone!

With great woe

Wherefore did it go

But mark my words- I will come back

To find a new scrumpdillyicious carrot cake


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