Family Stories

My brother and I crushed wasps together,

Later causing me to keep one as a pet,

And feeding it cheetos until it died

I once slept in a zoo,

And heard lions roaring all night.

When I woke up,

I literally had ants in my pants.

I got lost at the Metlife stadium.

Once I was swallowed by the crowd,

I had to swim through a sea of baseball jerseys

And call the police to find my dad.

My mom went to Yale,

And had dinner with Michael Jackson

She always told me it was a thriller.

My older sister had triplets,

Meanwhile, being a single mom.